In the wild, the natural predators of gerbils are Close Encounters with a Prison Substitute two years earlier. The celebrity might change; what remains constant is the wish to pin the tale on someone. Animal Farm in West Hollywood, also a very gay place, sells only dogs and cats which wouldn't fit up anyone's butt, not even Richard Gere's. Nudge the gerbil into the outside end of the paper towel roll. Pull all four of its legs off.
The celebrity might change; what remains constant is the wish to pin the tale on someone.
Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass?
Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. In most instances, it involves a tube up the ass, followed by a gerbil up that tube. It also allows rumor and innuendo to go out donned in the white coat of scientific authority. When the gerbil drops into the anal cavity, remove the wet paper towel roll, leaving the string you've tied to the gerbil's tail hanging out of your ass. See how this could get confusing? Child rape, for instance. Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe.